Can’t Take a Joke?

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I hear some people in Getty’s camp were quite upset about the fake To Do list I posted yesterday.  I used to read Mad Magazine and they had stuff like that all the time.  Or how about that funny IRS Form 1040 they run in the Tribune every April 15th?

I’m not sure if they were upset because they thought I actually went into the dumpsters and found the document (in which case they thought it was real) or if they were upset because to was too close to reality (alright I doubt anyone would let them rename the middle school).  Either way they are incensed that Mayor Getty would be depicted in a negative way.  Which brings me back to the flyer I was handed as I went into Monday’s board meeting.

First of all, let’s be clear on where the flyer came from.  Mayor Getty’s assistant Kyle Hastings handed me the flyer.  The flyer was created to make the outgoing board look bad.  Why?  Four of them were leaving the board: one after 10 years of service, one (who was nominated by Mayor Getty) after 6 years of service.  Did the “old school board” do anything to Mayor Getty?  The “old school board” was going to be seated for 15 minutes after the flyer was handed to me.  What was the point of telling all the attendees that the “old school board” was terrible?

Let’s look at the flyer itself:

DID YOU KNOW?

Since the April 7th Election:

• THE OLD SCHOOL BOARD HIRED 3 SUPERINTENDENTS.

-AT A COST OF OVER $400,000 ANNUALLY!

The old school board hired Dr. Vladika as superintendent on January 23, 2012.  On March 30, 2015 the board accepted Dr. Vladika’s retirement.  Her last day was April 20th. The old board moved quickly to fill the gap, hiring two people who had previously acted as interim superintendents in District 103 to do it again.  Cost:  Dr. Vladika $35,500 (estimated salary and benefits of $500/day for 71 days).  Two interims worked 5 1/2 days @ $800 per day for $4,400.  Total – $39,900 or less than one-tenth of what was on the flyer.

• THE OLD SCHOOL BOARD RUSHED THROUGH THE HIRING OF A PRINCIPAL WITHOUT LOOKING INTERNALLY.

-AT A COST OF OVER $100,000 ANNUALLY!

Obviously they don’t know how schools work.  Administrators are given their contracts for the next school year in the spring so you have to hire them from their old district before they sign a contract with a new district.  Wait too long and you don’t get the best candidates to apply.  Yes they looked internally but found a better candidate externally (didn’t they want the best candidate?)  Yes, they paid the best candidate $100,000 – do you think the person was going to work for free?  Look at the salaries of other principals in the area and you’ll find $100,000 is a bargain.

THE OLD SCHOOL BOARD CREATED MORE THAN 12 NEW POSITIONS

You got them there – yes the board approved the addition of UP TO 12 local kids to work mowing the grounds and painting the classrooms over the summer.  The board has approved similar hirings most summers.

THE OLD SCHOOL BOARD IS ONLY INTERESTED IN WASTING YOUR MONEY!!!

THE NEW SCHOOL BOARDS INTENT:

STOP THE WASTE AND BE ACCOUNTABLE!

Show us the “waste” they’re talking about (they better not create any waste along the way).  And let’s see how accountable and transparent the new board members will be.

Hostile Takeover – Delayed!

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Mayor Chris Getty of Lyons doesn’t think things through very well.  Granted, he got four of his henchmen elected to the Lyons Elementary School District 103 (Cook County, Illinois) board of education in April by funding their election from his own campaign war chest.  It’s amazing what you can buy with $11,512 – a whole school district!

So the henchmen were scheduled to be sworn in on May 4th according to Illinois School Code and District 103 school board policy.  But Mayor Getty couldn’t wait – he had the village’s attorney “swear in” his henchmen as school board members (will the village of Lyons or School District 103 will be billed for attorney Odelson’s time?).  Then Mayor Getty had his flunky assistant post a school board meeting agenda on the doors of District 103’s Administrative Building.

The agenda announced a previously unscheduled school board meeting at 6 PM Thursday, April 30th in District 103’s Administrative Building.  Nobody except Getty, his attorney, and the four henchmen recognized the legality of the agenda.  Anticipating trouble (Getty’s goons are not known for their civility) the Admin Building was vacated early Thursday afternoon.

According to eyewitness reports, at 6 PM Mayor Getty and about 50 of his followers showed up at the Administrative Building only to find the building closed.  Imagine that – the building wasn’t open to host an illegal meeting!  They were incensed!  Mayor Getty spoke to his people about how unfair it was that his henchmen couldn’t meet (to fire the interim superintendents, hire Getty’s political friend as interim superintendent, fire the district’s law firm, and hire his village’s law firm).  He was so incensed that he encouraged his followers to bombard the school board meeting on May 4th.

So what did you expect, Mayor Getty?  You ignore School Code and school board policy to schedule a meeting and expect to be welcomed there with open arms?  Did you really expect the doors to be open, the seven existing board members to be in attendance, the board’s recording secretary ready to take minutes?  You couldn’t wait four days till your henchmen were legally sworn in to start the patronage?

Four days isn’t very long to wait, but it’s all the staff members in District 103 have under the district’s old philosophy – be of service to children.  After Monday the philosophy changes – be of service to Mayor Getty.